Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Unisex T-Shirt utah front door

front door

sugar skull

Bold white block text reads "INTO FITNESS" across the top

Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms

Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Unisex T-Shirt utah front doorLeaving an unflushed yule log is the most honest holiday tradition a man over 50 can offer. Hallmark keeps rejecting that card for some reason. The Details: Arched cream retro text reads "Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya" curving over a posterized illustration of Santa Claus smoking a pipe, rendered in red, tan, and cream. Wisps of cream smoke curl upward from the pipe. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.