If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Sweatshirt jackburton1 A black rubber hose style

A black rubber hose style cartoon toilet paper roll mascot walks mid-stride with dot eyes

Golden-yellow arched block text reads "HOUSTON

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If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Sweatshirt jackburton1 A black rubber hose styleGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.