Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Tank Top north dakota Inspired by Beverly Hills Cop

Inspired by Beverly Hills Cop

chunky golden-yellow block text reads "WOLFMAN'S GOT NARDS" with red blood dripping from the letterforms in a retro 1980s horror style

Flanking the bottom

Lightning bolts around an ankle is just radiology trying to be dramatic

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Tank Top north dakota Inspired by Beverly Hills CopBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below