Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Comic-style illustration of a Martian

Comic-style illustration of a Martian in a glass dome helmet with an exposed brown brain

Fargo's Divorcees took the diamond in 1897 as part of the Red River Valley League

Known for its glitz

Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Comic-style illustration of a MartianTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft