Eagle-5 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Half the mainland has been

Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite

Millions of years of natural selection peaked at a species that argues ball-and-strike calls with a guy standing three feet away

The protective older brother got reassigned

Distressed orange text reads "507 FEET" above larger orange block lettering reading "SWING AWAY" flanking a halftone portrait of Merrill Hess surrounded by crop circle glyphs

Eagle-5 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Half the mainland has beenLone Starr's ride smells like old upholstery and whatever Barf microwaved three days ago, but it still made the jump to hyperactive speed. Nothing says hero ship like a Winnebago with outstanding debt to Pizza the Hutt. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Bold cyan outlined block text reads "EAGLE 5" across the top. Smaller cyan sans serif text reading "KEEP ON TRUCKIN'" sits to the left of a realistic rendering of the Eagle 5, a beige Winnebago