Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Women's T-Shirt hamilton a large cream woodcut-style illustration

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WHEN I PROMISED TO KILL YOU LAST

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Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Women's T-Shirt hamilton a large cream woodcut-style illustrationTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered