Fart Ninja - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wlp Canada's most dangerous tactical unit

Canada's most dangerous tactical unit apologizes before ramming through your garage door

Assman license place design inspired by Seinfeld

Knocking on Kevin's door is technically voluntary

Dutch's entire tactical vocabulary reduced to four words and a helicopter proves that the best extraction plan is just running and screaming louder than everything trying to kill you

Fart Ninja - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wlp Canada's most dangerous tactical unitNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters