This Is No Time To Be Sober - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Silver Restaurants like this fed more

Restaurants like this fed more than appetites

Setting the lowest bar for happiness and still clearing it is honestly revolutionary

cementing its place in American imagination

Getting it wrong means your squat rack privileges and kneecaps are permanently revoked

This Is No Time To Be Sober - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Silver Restaurants like this fed moreGolf invented the only acceptable way for grown men to drive a tiny car through a park, drink beer at 10 AM, and call it a hobby. The sport's greatest innovation was putting a cooler where the athletic effort should be. The Details: Distressed black lowercase text reads "this is no time to be sober" in a bold, rounded retro typeface. A retro cartoon illustration below depicts a grinning man in a green cap, white polo, and khaki pants sitting in an